Despite my adorable sleeping positions, I am always alert. If a cat’s foot falls, I will hear it. If mum turns in her chair or stretches so much as a finger, I will hear it. If there is extensive rustling of the trees outside of […]
Mum keeps trying to brush my puppy pelt. She says that it’s getting a little crunchy and funky. To which I say, hell yes it is crunchy and funky, I have worked hard to make it this way. And your objection? Apparently she’s been getting […]
OH HELL YES. Remember that I brought this outside with me a few days ago? There was a REASON. This is almost as much fun as eating all of the contents. It’s hard to control myself with all of this cardboard-y goodness. I AM […]
Being prepared for anything has it’s benefits. I, for example, show you the benefit of bringing the box of weewee pads with you. You will always have a safe place to wee, and then you can chew the box into little pieces and throw it […]
You didn’t stand a chance. Against my mighty teeth you were powerless, and as you sat on that high shelf, mostly hidden from my view, you tempted me. Day after day after day. I would see your purple handle flapping, and the way your buttons […]
Oh, mum. In this, a delicate moment, you feel the need to whip out the camera? I understand that my every movement is exciting and new to you, but really? IN KANGAROO POSITION? And THIS? IS NOTHING SACRED? Well that’s better. Back to my fuzzy […]
These bags were broken before I got here. Maybe the cats got to them. You know how cats are. They just love a good plastic baggie that could hold a pocketful of dog treats. Love, Otto Fizz
Impossible to resist. Delicious down to the bottom. Gotta get every drop. That’s how I feel about my Fage. Apparently Bogart Handsome Devil also loved it, so he already had mum trained to buy it, and now I’m here to enjoy it. But how exactly […]
From the way that mum swoons over my paws when I dangle them like this, I guess that puppy toes are a thing for humans. Mine have been described as large, slightly fuzzy in between the toes, and manly. Well, well, well. I suppose they […]
