Baby’s First Furmination

Mum keeps trying to brush my puppy pelt.  She says that it’s getting a little crunchy and funky.  To which I say, hell yes it is crunchy and funky, I have worked hard to make it this way.  And your objection?

Apparently she’s been getting me used to being groomed.  For what, I have no idea.  It’s far more fun to bite the brush than to be brushed.  So tonight she pulled out a different tool, and while I chomped happily on my normal slicker brush, she Furminated me.

Yes my friends, the soft, fluffy undercoat has been, well, removed.  Didn’t hurt, but wasn’t my fondest experience.  Basically I didn’t mind as long as I could chew on the other brush.  And she managed to get a pretty big ball of Fizz Fuzz.

Which I tried to eat.  Mmm.. tastes so familiar…

Love,

Otto Fizz