Doing my part to keep the garden free of pests. Like ladybugs do. Only I prowl the perimeter then do my patented jump-up-then-run-away-then-peek-around-the-corner move. Unlike ladybugs. So this ladybug stuffie will have to suffice. Love, Otto Fizz
Admit it. You’ve ALWAYS wanted to know what is inside a volleyball. Yet you’ve never had the chance to indulge your curiosity and actually find out. Rip the thing to shreds. Well now you know. THE MORE YOU KNOW Love, Otto Fizz
Whew! That was a workout of a few weeks. Allow me to explain. When I arrived here in Pittsburgh in the beginning of January, I was a baby. Well, a 7-month-old baby, but go with me here. I wasn’t sure at all about the big, […]
I take this VERY seriously. It is something that I do daily, and with precision. Those stuffies aren’t going to eviscerate themselves, you know. Someone has to do it, and do it just right, so that the stuffing comes out at just the right speed, […]
I don’t know mum, exactly WHO DID bite the head off of Kid Koala? Looking around, I’d bet my biscuits on one of the cats. That’s totally something they would do. Luckily I got him away from their ferocious feline fingers and brought him here. […]
Yes, this is a thing I can do. Mum came home and was quite surprised as the drawers are all metal and rather heavy and unwieldly to open. But that didn’t stop me, didn’t even slow me down. That’s where she keeps the treats, that’s […]
The Puppy Pearlies, as mum calls them. See how my mouth is almost as big as her head? You are not seeing things. This is not an optical illusion. The bigger to destroy stuff with, my dear. Love, Otto Fizz
Whenever you want something – DO THIS. Whenever you need something – DO THIS. Whenever you want to make your mum’s heart melt – DO THIS. Whenever you’ve just done something that you are sure she won’t approve of – DO THIS. And all […]
