Also known as the OTTOmobile. Because of course it is. It belongs to me, and helps me to be mobile. OTTO-mobile. Very satisfying to say out loud. Love, Otto Fizz
Whenever mum spends too much time in front of the glowy box that she says she’s “working” on, I sit behind her. Like this. I’ll start out being patient, looking around and seeing what else interesting is happening in the apartment at the moment. Hoping […]
I don’t understand why you humans have such a tough time relaxing. Why you have to work at it, plan for it, and why it stresses you out so. JUST DO THIS. OK, maybe this is how I relax, and you get to rub your […]
It works EVERY TIME in that mum feels guilty about leaving for work. I’ve been told (repeatedly) that until I can get a job as a spokesmodel and bring in the big bucks, she must go to work everyday. So even my strongest “Don’t Go” […]
I’m a tall boy, what can I say? And there’s nothing more relaxing than sleeping in one of the traditional Airedale sleeping positions. Which may not look comfortable to you. But I can assure you that I sleep (and dream, and plot, and plan) just fine […]