Yes folks, it has been 5 whole days now without an accident in the house. That’s right – I have spent the last 5 days only weeing and pooping outdoors. And I’m pretty damned proud of myself. Mum is damn proud too. It’s been a […]
Today mum got all excited while sitting in front of the glowing box that she spends way too much time in front of. You might know this as a computer. When she could tear herself away, she told me that we just signed up for […]
Each day I work a little more on my ball-handling skills. This involves chasing them around the apartment, sinking my teeth into them until they either pop or deflate (my favorite bit), then thrashing them about and throwing them triumphantly into the air. Look into […]
Yes I know that is a brand new full box. I grabbed it immediately after you walked in the door, mum. I’m trying to help, I “put them away” (in the yard and in my belly). IT FEELS GOOD TO HELP Love, Otto Fizz
I think that mum doesn’t understand exactly how tall I really am. And how long my paw-arms really are. And how much time I have on my hands while she is off at that work-thing every day. And how utterly devoted I am to the […]
Anyone coming to my door will officially be greeted by my muppet face. Of course I will bark as well, and you may see me even jumping a bit. I am still working on my big boy bark, don’t let my cute-as-a-button face fool you. […]
Despite my adorable sleeping positions, I am always alert. If a cat’s foot falls, I will hear it. If mum turns in her chair or stretches so much as a finger, I will hear it. If there is extensive rustling of the trees outside of […]
Mum keeps trying to brush my puppy pelt. She says that it’s getting a little crunchy and funky. To which I say, hell yes it is crunchy and funky, I have worked hard to make it this way. And your objection? Apparently she’s been getting […]
