I do understand that you’ve all probably been feeling a bit lonely. Un-fuzz-y, as it were. Just to keep you updated, my mum has been mired in the muck of hackers. Yes, there are people around the world who think it’s hilarious to keep hacking […]
Also known as the OTTOmobile. Because of course it is. It belongs to me, and helps me to be mobile. OTTO-mobile. Very satisfying to say out loud. Love, Otto Fizz
Whenever mum spends too much time in front of the glowy box that she says she’s “working” on, I sit behind her. Like this. I’ll start out being patient, looking around and seeing what else interesting is happening in the apartment at the moment. Hoping […]
I don’t understand why you humans have such a tough time relaxing. Why you have to work at it, plan for it, and why it stresses you out so. JUST DO THIS. OK, maybe this is how I relax, and you get to rub your […]
I’m not allowed to eat a ton of junk food, per mum. She likes for my treats to be healthy – I just want ’em to taste good. Occasionally, her pocketbook is a little light and we have to go for the cheaper stuff, which […]
MY SQUEAKY TENNIS BALL! Mum and I have both just spotted (me first) where my bright orange squeaky tennis ball went. Somehow, it made it to the top of the bookcase. Must have been an interesting bounce. Left mum scratching her head a bit as […]
