It works EVERY TIME in that mum feels guilty about leaving for work.  I’ve been told (repeatedly) that until I can get a job as a spokesmodel and bring in the big bucks, she must go to work everyday.  So even my strongest “Don’t Go” […]

I’m a tall boy, what can I say?  And there’s nothing more relaxing than sleeping in one of the traditional Airedale sleeping positions.  Which may not look comfortable to you.  But I can assure you that I sleep (and dream, and plot, and plan) just fine […]

Why no, I wasn’t crawling under the bed to play with (i.e., harass) my little furry buddy Boris the cat.  Why do you ask? Love, Otto Fizz

Someone HAS to do it.  Mum isn’t the best cleaner on her own.  She needs some encouragement both to start and to continue the weekly clean. I AM HERE FOR YOU. Love, Otto Fizz