Each day I work a little more on my ball-handling skills. This involves chasing them around the apartment, sinking my teeth into them until they either pop or deflate (my favorite bit), then thrashing them about and throwing them triumphantly into the air. Look into […]
Yes I know that is a brand new full box. I grabbed it immediately after you walked in the door, mum. I’m trying to help, I “put them away” (in the yard and in my belly). IT FEELS GOOD TO HELP Love, Otto Fizz
I think that mum doesn’t understand exactly how tall I really am. And how long my paw-arms really are. And how much time I have on my hands while she is off at that work-thing every day. And how utterly devoted I am to the […]
Anyone coming to my door will officially be greeted by my muppet face. Of course I will bark as well, and you may see me even jumping a bit. I am still working on my big boy bark, don’t let my cute-as-a-button face fool you. […]
Despite my adorable sleeping positions, I am always alert. If a cat’s foot falls, I will hear it. If mum turns in her chair or stretches so much as a finger, I will hear it. If there is extensive rustling of the trees outside of […]
Mum keeps trying to brush my puppy pelt. She says that it’s getting a little crunchy and funky. To which I say, hell yes it is crunchy and funky, I have worked hard to make it this way. And your objection? Apparently she’s been getting […]
OH HELL YES. Remember that I brought this outside with me a few days ago? There was a REASON. This is almost as much fun as eating all of the contents. It’s hard to control myself with all of this cardboard-y goodness. I AM […]
Being prepared for anything has it’s benefits. I, for example, show you the benefit of bringing the box of weewee pads with you. You will always have a safe place to wee, and then you can chew the box into little pieces and throw it […]
These bags were broken before I got here. Maybe the cats got to them. You know how cats are. They just love a good plastic baggie that could hold a pocketful of dog treats. Love, Otto Fizz
Impossible to resist. Delicious down to the bottom. Gotta get every drop. That’s how I feel about my Fage. Apparently Bogart Handsome Devil also loved it, so he already had mum trained to buy it, and now I’m here to enjoy it. But how exactly […]
