Not Guilty

WOULD THIS FACE LIE?

I don’t know how that yarn got here.  I mean, someone may have fished it out of the trash, but it wasn’t me.  Ask the cats.  Cats love yarn.  They’re famous for it.  And we have 4 of them here.  So statistically it MUST have been one of the cats.

Tell you what.  Since it’s already here, I’m going to take care of that for you.  Despite what the cats did.

Love,

Otto Fizz