Ode to the Noble and Mighty Fartpig
![Ode to the Noble and Mighty Fartpig](https://ottofizz.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/fartpig.jpg)
I do understand that you’ve all probably been feeling a bit lonely. Un-fuzz-y, as it were. Just to keep you updated, my mum has been mired in the muck of hackers. Yes, there are people around the world who think it’s hilarious to keep hacking into a dog blog. Apparently my predecessor Bogart Handsome Devil had this problem as well. And it’s a somewhat full-time job to keep them at bay. They disappear for a bit then come roaring back.
And so I post today’s photo of me posing majestically with my bestie, Fartpig. Yes he’s named perfectly.
Many apologies to all of you looking for fine, wholesome, Airedale entertainment. Please do stand by. We are working on it. And don’t click on my site if you get warnings, you can always see me on my other social media outlets if you’re feeling bereft at the lack of my cute mug here:
Love,
Otto Fizz
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